there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness
when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
If I look tired don’t tell me I look tired because I AM FUCKING TIRED